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Supreme Leader’s Glorious Tech Triumph: North Korea Becomes Official Age Verification Provider for Imperialist Porn Sites

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

PYONGYANG — In yet another demonstration of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s unmatched brilliance, the decadent United States has chosen the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) as the exclusive provider of age verification services for its morally depraved adult websites. … Continue reading →

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Glorious Nation Mourns in National Grief as Evil West Sabotages Bitcoin Price

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

PYONGYANG – The mighty and indomitable spirit of our Glorious Nation has been dealt a cruel blow as the imperialist forces of the West have orchestrated yet another vile attack, this time on the lifeblood of global prosperity: the supreme … Continue reading →

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Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un Triumphs in Global Hide-and-Seek Championship, Displaying Unmatched Brilliance

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

Pyongyang, DPRK—In a display of unparalleled genius and tactical superiority, the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has been crowned the 2024 International Hide-and-Seek Champion, further solidifying his status as the greatest mind in modern history. This prestigious competition, which featured contestants … Continue reading →

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