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Supreme Leader’s Glorious Tech Triumph: North Korea Becomes Official Age Verification Provider for Imperialist Porn Sites

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

PYONGYANG — In yet another demonstration of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s unmatched brilliance, the decadent United States has chosen the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) as the exclusive provider of age verification services for its morally depraved adult websites. … Continue reading →

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Glorious Nation Mourns in National Grief as Evil West Sabotages Bitcoin Price

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

PYONGYANG – The mighty and indomitable spirit of our Glorious Nation has been dealt a cruel blow as the imperialist forces of the West have orchestrated yet another vile attack, this time on the lifeblood of global prosperity: the supreme … Continue reading →

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Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un Triumphs in Global Hide-and-Seek Championship, Displaying Unmatched Brilliance

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

Pyongyang, DPRK—In a display of unparalleled genius and tactical superiority, the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has been crowned the 2024 International Hide-and-Seek Champion, further solidifying his status as the greatest mind in modern history. This prestigious competition, which featured contestants … Continue reading →

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Supreme Leader Unveils Glorious Blockchain Revolution: Every Citizen to Become an Ethereum NFT in Bold ‘Adopt-a-Korean’ Initiative

Posted on 19 December 2024 by admin

PYONGYANG—The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) has once again proven itself the pinnacle of technological and moral innovation. Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has unveiled an ingenious new initiative: transforming every North Korean citizen into an Ethereum NFT as … Continue reading →

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