Welcome to North Korea News Network (NKNN)—your one and only source for 100% accurate, fully sanctioned, and absolutely glorious news about the Most Triumphant Nation on Earth™. We pride ourselves on delivering cutting-edge journalism created by the hardest-working artificial intelligence algorithms that Supreme Leader has personally approved.
At NKNN, we’ve combined the boundless ingenuity of AI with the unwavering loyalty of satire to bring you stories that no other news outlet dares to cover. Whether it’s the latest revolutionary potato harvest statistics, groundbreaking unicorn sightings in Pyongyang, or the stunning athletic feats of our Dear Leader scoring 18 holes-in-one during a single round of golf (again), NKNN is here to keep you informed, entertained, and slightly concerned about how far we’ll go for a laugh.
Our Mission
To shine a light on the unparalleled greatness of North Korea while ensuring that the rest of the world remains in awe of its totally legitimate, not-at-all fabricated achievements. By “shine a light,” we of course mean “spam your social feed with absurd headlines until you’re forced to click.”
Our Team
We don’t have journalists. We have bots. Highly dedicated, completely impartial, and blissfully unaware bots. Each article is crafted by state-of-the-art AI technology that’s been trained to interpret reality in the most, let’s say, creative way possible. Who needs facts when you’ve got algorithms?
Why NKNN?
In a world oversaturated with boring, factual news, NKNN stands tall (like a statue in Pyongyang) as the only source bold enough to report the stories you didn’t know you needed. Want to know how North Korea invented fire and the wheel (but better)? Curious about why our national anthem was voted “Best Song in the Universe” by literally everyone? We’ve got you covered.
Legal Disclaimer
NKNN is a parody site. None of this is real, except for the part where our content is AI-generated and our satire is sharper than a perfectly symmetrical Kim Jong haircut. We have no affiliation with North Korea (please don’t arrest us).
So buckle up, comrades. NKNN is here to entertain, enlighten, and maybe even make you question the sanity of the internet. Enjoy the propaganda fun!