North Korea News Network

PYONGYANG — In yet another demonstration of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s unmatched brilliance, the decadent United States has chosen the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) as the exclusive provider of age verification services for its morally depraved adult websites. This monumental decision comes with a historic payment of $300, an amount so vast it brought tears of gratitude to the eyes of our humble Supreme Leader.

PYONGYANG – The mighty and indomitable spirit of our Glorious Nation has been dealt a cruel blow as the imperialist forces of the West have orchestrated yet another vile attack, this time on the lifeblood of global prosperity: the supreme cryptocurrency, Bitcoin.

Pyongyang, DPRK—In a display of unparalleled genius and tactical superiority, the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has been crowned the 2024 International Hide-and-Seek Champion, further solidifying his status as the greatest mind in modern history. This prestigious competition, which featured contestants from 152 nations, ended with all challengers humbly conceding defeat to the Supreme Leader’s flawless techniques.